Some storylines for the Yankees series
Things for you to follow!
- Lugo still sucks, Sox looking for replacement in Cabrera or Wilson?
- Wang is back to sucking, has to throw against Wake
- Papi doesn’t want to stop sucking, hugging the Mendoza line tighter than I’d hug Miranda Kerr
- Ellsbury is hurt, Gold Glove becomes too heavy to carry and injures shoulder
- Texeira raining down fire, Sodom and Gomorrha weather forecast bleak
